Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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