I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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