Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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