I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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