Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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