on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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