i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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