So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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