He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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