well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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