I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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