I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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