You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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