i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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