3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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