Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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