you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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