well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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