Don't you send me to vm
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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