yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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