we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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