I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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