She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
