Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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