Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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