so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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