I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
