considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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