haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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