How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Randomize
