i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think people are normalizing furries
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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