Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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