Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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