Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just want nice things and good sex
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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