when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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