Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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