Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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