Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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