Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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