i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
and she was petting her beer can
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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