i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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