my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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