The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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