we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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