it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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