I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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