everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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