he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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