Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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