I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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